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- Hi! I'm Patrick Star!

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And I live with my parents!

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Ow!

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This is my dad.

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[zany music]

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This is my mom.
[laughs]

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This is my sister. She's shy.

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This is my grandpa.

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This is my room!

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And this...

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* *

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This is my show!

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* *

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[jaunty music]

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* *

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- Hey, kid!

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Tired of picking at your
belly button all day?

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- Not really.

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- Want to go somewhere
cool and delicious?

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- [exclaims]

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- Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

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- Take a dip, dude,
at Frozen Falls!

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The only waterpark where
everything is ice cream.

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- [laughs]

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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- Chill out and chow down
in the Lazy Cream River!

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And carve the bowl
on our Banana Split Slide!

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And top it all off
with our tastiest ride...

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- [moans]

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[rumbling]

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[screams]

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- The Baked Alaska!

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It's got every flavor
known to man, man!

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And it's all for you, Patrick.

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- [moaning]

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- Patrick...Patrick...

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Patrick...

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Patrick...
- Patrick?

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Patrick?

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Patrick?

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Wake up, Patrick,
it's showtime!

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We've got a good crowd
today, so--

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huh, why is the floor wet?

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Oh, another ice cream dream.

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Gross!

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[panting, grunting]

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Maybe he'll stop drooling
after his breakfast patty.

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[squeaking]

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- [exclaims]

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[pants]

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[munching]

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- Thanks, Squidina!

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You'll never believe
the dream I had.

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There was ice cream!

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And a waffle cone raft!

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With sprinkles!

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And--and--and hot fudge!

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- Let's turn down the drooling
for today, shall we?

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- [gibbers]

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- [grunts]

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Okay, something is
definitely wrong here--

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which makes for great TV!

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And now, put your fins together
for the aquatic acrobatics

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of the Dancing Drooler!

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[cheers and applause]

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[whistle trilling]

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[all oohing]

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[gentle waltz music]

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* *

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[all ahh-ing]

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- Ooh, I got to go bathroom.

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[grunting]

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- Patrick, no!

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Don't open the door!

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- Well, what's going on here?

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[yelling]

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* *

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- [panting]
- Ooh.

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Only thing that would make
this relaxing bath better

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is a relaxing song.

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[discordant accordion music]
[yodeling out of tune]

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- [yelps]

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[whimpering]

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[yodeling and accordion
continue]

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[grunts]

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Oh, my.

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[dramatic music]

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* *

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Yowch!

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Tinkle!

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Now is not the time to play
Butt Biting Toilet Shark!

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- Is this the episode where
Patrick can't stop drooling?

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Eh, seen it!

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Old Tidal Wave Mouth ain't
gonna flood my room this time!

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- Here you go!

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- Oh, thank you, Patrick.

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[yelps]

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[groans]

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- Anyone else
feel wetter than usual?

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- Uh, Patrick?

101
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Your raging mouth water
washed us out of our house!

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- Oh! I see!

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So I'm the only sea star
who's ever slobbered slightly!

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- Son, I'm afraid
excessive moisture

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just runs in the family.

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Here, try this.

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- Stand back!

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He's gonna blow!

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- Perch Perkins here, live
at the site of a flooded house.

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And with me today is a special
guest, my great-grandmother.

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Say hi!

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- Hello.

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It's my birthday.

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[noisemaker bleats]
- 112! Ha-ha!

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I swear that woman
will live forever.

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* *

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- See, my drooling
is totally under control.

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- Of course you are, sweetie.

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Now hold still while Mummy
tapes your mouth shut.

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- [whimpering]

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- Well, if we can't stop him,
at least we can use him.

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Ha-ha!
Take that, Gladys!

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You nosy gnat.
- Huh?

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[yelps]

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- [laughing]

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[yells]

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- Ooh?

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[all murmuring]

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[crunch]
- Uh-oh.

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[wailing]

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My butt!

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* *

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- Okay, I think Patrick
officially needs a doctor.

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- Or a plumber.

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[jaunty music playing]

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- [coughing]

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- Is your sink sick?

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Is your commode
feeling queasy?

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Then let me, Dr. Plumber,
diagnose your drain.

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- Oh, it's Dr. Plumber!

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He was Tinkle's pediatrician.

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- I bet he can fix
Patrick's leak.

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We just have to find his van.

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[townspeople groaning]

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- Hi!
- Beautiful day!

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- Have fun!

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[giggling]
- Greetings!

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- Join the party!

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- Want some birthday cake?

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[all screaming]

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- Huh?
- Oh!

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[both murmuring nervously]

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[dramatic music]

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[both scream]

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both:
My butt!

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[surf rock music]

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[all yell]

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all:
It's Tinkle!

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- And he's hungry for heinies!

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- Hey, Dad!

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Make Patrick go faster!

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- I'm giving him all I've got!

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- Drool harder, Patrick!

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Please!

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* *

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- I've got it!

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Take a left!

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[munching]
[yelps]

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- Oh, no!

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Isn't there's someone who could
control this crazed toilet?

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[horn honks "Dixie"]
all: Huh?

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- Did someone say, someone?

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all:
Dr. Plumber!

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- [snarls]

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[all yell]

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- Hmm.

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[gurgling]
Hmm.

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This toilet's got heinies
on the brain!

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[all gasp]

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[brain farting]
[chuckles]

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- [panting]

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- Oh, now who's a tidy boy?
- [barks]

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- That's right.

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Enjoy the urinal cake,
my little Tinkle.

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Bye.

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- Please, Mr. Dr. Plumber,
can you fix my brother next?

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- Huh, what seems to be
the trouble, son?

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I see.

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It's a good thing you made it
to my van when you did.

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Now, let's see here.

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I'm going in.

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[grunts]

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[sawing, drill whirring]

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[hammer pounding]

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There.

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I fixed the clog.
- Yay!

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- Wait!
Patrick wasn't clogged!

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You made his drooling worse?

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- Uh...

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[chuckles]

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My job here is done,
little girl.

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[grunts]

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Have a urinal cake!

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- [growling]

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What are we gonna do now?

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Patrick is stuck like this!

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Huh?

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- Hey!
- Whoa-ho!

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- If we can't stop him,
at least we can use him!

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[laughter, cheering]

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[surf rock music]

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- Aha!

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[birds chirping]

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[alarm ringing]

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[all grunting]

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- "The Patrick Show"
presents...

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[siren wailing]

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[all shouting]

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[dramatic music]

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* *

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[whimpering]

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00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,156
Huh?

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00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:06,292
Oh!

224
00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:08,760
I lost my baby tongue!

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I'm cured!

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Who-hoo!

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[humming]

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I love a happy ending!

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[all screaming]

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[jaunty music]

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- SPF 900?

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That's pretty good.

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I did not know
they made it that strong.

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Huh?
And we're back.

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I'd like to thank
my guest, Nosferatu,

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for stopping by.

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Catch his one-vampire show,

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"I Didn't Order the Stake!"
[woman screams]

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Now at the
Bikini Bottom Playhouse.

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No flash photography
or garlic allowed, right?

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- [snarling]

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[cheers and applause]

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[engine revving]

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00:12:01,713 --> 00:12:03,815
[cheers and applause]

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00:12:03,882 --> 00:12:06,184
Zip it!

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00:12:06,251 --> 00:12:07,386
[buzzer blares]

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00:12:08,887 --> 00:12:13,425
[chuckles] Up next, we've got
some weird alien animals

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from the Rings of Saturn Zoo.

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Please welcome
zookeeper Space Rube!

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[laughs]
Applaud!

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[cheers and applause]

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Mm...hmm.

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Ooh? Whoa!

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You look just like me!

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- Well golly, then I must be
one handsome devil!

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[both laugh]

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[donkey braying]

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- What do you have
for us today?

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- Well, I brought you
some amazing alien animals

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from all over the universe!

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[creatures snarling]
- Bad!

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Bad! Back!

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- First up
is this little fella!

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[crowd awwing]

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It's a fluff from Planet X!

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- [grunting, laughing]

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- This little cutie's been
feeding off my vital fluids

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ever since I found him.

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And now he's feeding off yours!

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[squelching]

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- [groaning]

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- Up next,
I've got a boggy ecto.

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- Here you go.

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[all oohing]

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Ooh!

276
00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:38,009
- [screeches]

277
00:13:41,212 --> 00:13:43,081
[all oh-ing]

278
00:13:43,148 --> 00:13:45,517
- It was time for the
little darlin's lunch.

279
00:13:45,584 --> 00:13:46,918
Ha!

280
00:13:46,985 --> 00:13:47,753
- Good boy!

281
00:13:47,819 --> 00:13:52,724
[jaunty music]

282
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,493
- And I'm back!

283
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,727
What's next?

284
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,063
[crowd aww-ing]

285
00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,164
- Thank you.

286
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,035
[all gasp]

287
00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:05,704
- What was that?

288
00:14:05,771 --> 00:14:07,739
- That was my lunch.

289
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,908
- Amazing!

290
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,543
[cheers and applause]

291
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,779
Can I eat one?
[creature screeches]

292
00:14:13,845 --> 00:14:16,482
- Just hold still
while I do your makeup!

293
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:18,283
- Oh, my goodness!

294
00:14:18,349 --> 00:14:21,487
That big boy is an
enigma shapeshifter.

295
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:25,156
It's the most dangerous
creature in the universe.

296
00:14:25,223 --> 00:14:28,026
[creature screeching]
- [grunting]

297
00:14:29,194 --> 00:14:30,662
[door yells]

298
00:14:30,729 --> 00:14:32,631
- [whistling]

299
00:14:32,698 --> 00:14:33,732
Hello.

300
00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:35,767
[whistling]

301
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:39,070
- And now it's loose
in your house!

302
00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:41,573
- How do you catch
one of those things?

303
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,341
- I have no idea.

304
00:14:43,408 --> 00:14:45,043
It came with the pet carrier.

305
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:49,548
I guess you'd have to be some
kind of--alien space hunter!

306
00:14:49,615 --> 00:14:50,682
- Space what now?

307
00:14:50,749 --> 00:14:51,883
- [giggling]

308
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:56,087
[dramatic music]

309
00:15:00,726 --> 00:15:05,296
Co-starring Squidina Star
as Patrick's attorney.

310
00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:12,704
- [humming]

311
00:15:12,771 --> 00:15:16,407
- [snarling]

312
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:20,311
- [humming]

313
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,681
Huh? That's weird.

314
00:15:22,748 --> 00:15:26,117
Now why would I see
two toasters?

315
00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:27,452
Silly me!

316
00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:30,288
It's because I have two eyes!

317
00:15:30,355 --> 00:15:33,759
[humming]

318
00:15:33,825 --> 00:15:35,093
Huh?

319
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,563
The toast just
popped up perfectly.

320
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,565
It's never done that before.

321
00:15:39,631 --> 00:15:41,633
It always fights me!

322
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:42,801
Ahh!

323
00:15:42,868 --> 00:15:47,706
The toaster is
working perfectly!

324
00:15:47,773 --> 00:15:50,842
- Toaster! You're toast.

325
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,110
- Whoa!

326
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,848
- [shrieking]

327
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,416
- [yelps]

328
00:15:58,483 --> 00:16:00,085
- [screeches]

329
00:16:01,987 --> 00:16:03,989
- Eat hot laser beam!

330
00:16:06,658 --> 00:16:09,628
- Huh? Whoa! Oh!

331
00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:13,632
- Hoo-ha, hoo-ha, hoo-ha!
- [panting]

332
00:16:13,699 --> 00:16:15,233
This should cover your damages.

333
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,034
- Ooh!

334
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,937
50 free hugs!

335
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:22,608
Okay.

336
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,075
Let's try that again.

337
00:16:24,142 --> 00:16:26,344
[upbeat jazz music]

338
00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:27,345
Ooh.

339
00:16:27,412 --> 00:16:28,379
Ah!

340
00:16:30,015 --> 00:16:32,618
Ahh. Much better.

341
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:35,621
[dramatic music]

342
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,789
* *

343
00:16:37,856 --> 00:16:39,625
- Mm-hmm.

344
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,059
Hmm. Mm-hmm.

345
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,427
- [whistling]

346
00:16:44,495 --> 00:16:45,396
- Ahem.

347
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,432
This should cover the damages.

348
00:16:47,498 --> 00:16:48,634
- Wahoo!

349
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:51,970
- Welcome back to
"The Space Rube Show."

350
00:16:52,037 --> 00:16:53,972
We're here with Cecil Star.

351
00:16:54,039 --> 00:16:56,441
So what planet are you from?

352
00:16:56,507 --> 00:16:59,645
- I think I'm from
Planet Ka-Ching--

353
00:16:59,678 --> 00:17:01,680
'cause I just got this check!

354
00:17:01,747 --> 00:17:04,549
all:
Amazing!

355
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,752
- [snoring]

356
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:07,719
[whistling]

357
00:17:07,786 --> 00:17:08,754
[grunts]

358
00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,557
- Wake up, old timer!

359
00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:15,961
Seen a shapeshifting alien
around these parts?

360
00:17:16,027 --> 00:17:17,929
- [screeching]

361
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,464
- All right, all right!

362
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:22,033
You don't have to get
all huffy with me.

363
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,234
Hmph.

364
00:17:25,203 --> 00:17:27,673
- Thanks for covering
for me, Shape Shifty!

365
00:17:29,474 --> 00:17:33,344
I didn't feel like dealing
with my annoying family today.

366
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,716
- [shrieking]

367
00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:41,386
- [shrieking]

368
00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:42,688
Hmph!

369
00:17:42,754 --> 00:17:43,822
Ha!

370
00:17:43,889 --> 00:17:46,491
- [jabbering, whimpering]

371
00:17:46,557 --> 00:17:48,960
- This should
cover your damages.

372
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,929
- Huh? Ooh.

373
00:17:50,996 --> 00:17:52,698
30 foot rubs?

374
00:17:52,731 --> 00:17:54,700
Whoo-hoo!

375
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,134
Ow! Ow!

376
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,568
[heart beating]

377
00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,037
- Shifty?

378
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:01,973
Nope.

379
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,174
Shifty?

380
00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:06,745
Nope.

381
00:18:06,812 --> 00:18:07,813
Couch!

382
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,715
Are you the shapeshifter?

383
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,784
Huh.

384
00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:14,753
Nope.

385
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:15,887
Painting!

386
00:18:15,954 --> 00:18:18,757
Are you the shapeshifter?

387
00:18:18,824 --> 00:18:19,891
[Bunny humming]

388
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,259
Nope.

389
00:18:21,326 --> 00:18:24,129
Huh, huh...
[yells]

390
00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:25,230
Ha!

391
00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:28,133
I see you now, shapeshifter!

392
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,235
Huh?

393
00:18:30,301 --> 00:18:32,871
But which chair are you?

394
00:18:32,938 --> 00:18:34,472
[grunts]
[neck cracks]

395
00:18:34,539 --> 00:18:38,810
Looks like I'm gonna have
to break up this dinette set.

396
00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:44,515
* *

397
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:45,751
Huh?

398
00:18:53,024 --> 00:18:54,525
Hmm.

399
00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:57,763
Pull up a chair?

400
00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,165
Don't mind if I do!

401
00:19:00,231 --> 00:19:01,933
You must be this one!

402
00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:06,537
So you won't talk, eh, stoolie?

403
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,578
Hmm.

404
00:19:13,644 --> 00:19:15,781
Why don't you take a powder?

405
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,790
[groaning]

406
00:19:24,856 --> 00:19:28,526
You'll not beat me!

407
00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:31,629
Gah!

408
00:19:31,696 --> 00:19:35,801
I'm gonna rocker your world!

409
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:37,168
[sobs]

410
00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:38,603
Hmm?

411
00:19:38,669 --> 00:19:41,706
Heh-heh, got you now.

412
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:44,309
Hold onto your seat,
shape shifty!

413
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,812
'Cause here I come!

414
00:19:46,845 --> 00:19:53,551
* *

415
00:19:53,618 --> 00:19:55,653
[chuckles]
Uh-oh.

416
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,990
[yelling]

417
00:19:59,057 --> 00:20:00,926
Owie, owie, owie!

418
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,894
Yow!

419
00:20:02,961 --> 00:20:04,695
Mission accomplished.

420
00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:09,935
- This should cover
the latest damages.

421
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,436
- Huh?

422
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,737
- Patrick!

423
00:20:12,804 --> 00:20:14,906
You're lying on
the shapeshifter!

424
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,546
- [yelps]
Don't eat me!

425
00:20:21,612 --> 00:20:23,849
I'm too dumb to die!

426
00:20:23,915 --> 00:20:26,251
- [snarling]
- Hey, shapeshifter!

427
00:20:26,317 --> 00:20:28,686
Anybody can turn into a table,

428
00:20:28,753 --> 00:20:31,289
but I bet you can't be a boat.

429
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,324
- Oh, yeah?

430
00:20:35,093 --> 00:20:36,727
- It was too easy.

431
00:20:38,629 --> 00:20:40,598
How about a bulldog?

432
00:20:42,901 --> 00:20:44,802
- [snarls, barks]

433
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:49,540
- Not bad, but now it's time
for the lightning round.

434
00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:51,209
Parking meter.

435
00:20:51,276 --> 00:20:52,510
Tea set.

436
00:20:52,577 --> 00:20:54,379
Rubber ducky.

437
00:20:54,445 --> 00:20:55,380
Water cooler.

438
00:20:55,446 --> 00:20:57,448
[lively music]

439
00:20:57,515 --> 00:21:01,652
Bet you can't change
into an ice cream cone.

440
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:03,889
- Ooh!

441
00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:20,371
Mmm, shapeshifter flavor.

442
00:21:20,438 --> 00:21:22,007
- This check's for me.

443
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:26,377
- [laughs]
- Wah!

444
00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:27,778
- Oh, my goodness!

445
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:29,948
I'd like to thank
tonight's guests--

446
00:21:30,015 --> 00:21:35,520
Cecil Star, Lazy Mary,
Old Lady Baby Prunes,

447
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:39,490
and my special guest,
Patrick Star!

448
00:21:39,557 --> 00:21:41,259
- Thanks, Ruby!

449
00:21:41,326 --> 00:21:43,761
- And remember, always stay...

450
00:21:43,828 --> 00:21:46,932
[grunting, groaning]

451
00:21:46,998 --> 00:21:49,267
Amazing!

452
00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:51,102
[all grunting, groaning]

453
00:21:51,169 --> 00:21:54,072
[all snarling]

454
00:21:57,675 --> 00:22:01,646
- Well, if you can't
beat 'em, join 'em.

455
00:22:01,712 --> 00:22:04,015
[growls, snarls]

456
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:08,586
[upbeat music]

457
00:22:08,653 --> 00:22:15,760
* *

458
00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:20,360
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